[Yeah, that sounds absolutely nothing like what he's used to. People's tunes don't change that abruptly, in his experience; at least he has an explanation as to Blanche and Santiago.]

Sounds like we're playin' the same game with different rules.

[UM. That sure is an awkward pause.]

There ain't really a good way to say this...

You sound like the world's worst mashup. Like, somehow you got two tunes an' they're workin' against each other.