TO: lesedi@priderecords.prc FROM: thornydouchebag@priderecords.prc SUBJECT: RE: lmao look at this shit
A whole photoshoot, damn. You're the hero we deserve.
I'm cursed ugly, sorry, but I will do my best.
[Art's "best" is designer clothes that look like you could buy them at Target Bullseye but cost a frankly horrific amount of money. Loose t-shirt, unzipped hoodie, torn jean shorts that were probably ~expertly shredded~ by a lion or some shit, sneakers... At least the tights look nice. Horrifically clashing with the Hello Kitty shades, but, y'know. He bought those for seven dollars. His totally-not-a-robot assistant looks like he's going to die from a heart attack any second.]
[He's actually terrified out of his wits. Unfortunately, being a Captor, this means he starts running his mouth like he isn't the second he sees Santiago.]
As it turns out, all my pretty clothes are variants of this for sets, so I thought about getting a suit, but one I'd look like a dumbass and two, it's just going to get covered in semen by the end of the night while you're going to look better than me either way, so, like, why bother, right?
So I picked the most expensive shit. If that doesn't count, I totally had Pepe steal one of Aramat's fancy coats that I can fling on.
[If Santiago gives a fuck, she can probably guess that Art's totally-not-a-robot assistant isn't named Pepe. Guess who has been calling him Pepe anyway.]
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interstellarnpcs) wrote2015-09-21 08:13 pm
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FROM: thornydouchebag@priderecords.prc
SUBJECT: RE: lmao look at this shit
A whole photoshoot, damn. You're the hero we deserve.
I'm cursed ugly, sorry, but I will do my best.
[Art's "best" is designer clothes that look like you could buy them at
TargetBullseye but cost a frankly horrific amount of money. Loose t-shirt, unzipped hoodie, torn jean shorts that were probably ~expertly shredded~ by a lion or some shit, sneakers... At least the tights look nice. Horrifically clashing with the Hello Kitty shades, but, y'know. He bought those for seven dollars. His totally-not-a-robot assistant looks like he's going to die from a heart attack any second.][He's actually terrified out of his wits. Unfortunately, being a Captor, this means he starts running his mouth like he isn't the second he sees Santiago.]
As it turns out, all my pretty clothes are variants of this for sets, so I thought about getting a suit, but one I'd look like a dumbass and two, it's just going to get covered in semen by the end of the night while you're going to look better than me either way, so, like, why bother, right?
So I picked the most expensive shit. If that doesn't count, I totally had Pepe steal one of Aramat's fancy coats that I can fling on.
[If Santiago gives a fuck, she can probably guess that Art's totally-not-a-robot assistant isn't named Pepe. Guess who has been calling him Pepe anyway.]